Bernard course

Canadian slang. The opposite of a bird course.

This Bernard course has me contemplating suicide. Thank goodness there's Professor Hardy's bird course to save my average.

by CaptainCanada August 23, 2011

Bernardo

guy who is too clever and can occasionaly fly. he is asian and pretends not to know you even though he actually does. he likes books .. a lot

me: hey bernardo! wasss up?

bernardo: do i know u?

me: yeh actaully

bernardo: lol i was joking! *flys off*

by lexan July 22, 2010

saint bernards

A school full of amazingly great fags on the Upper east side that has done ever girl (and guy) in Manhattan. They compare each others "forests" meaning sexual organs and enjoy seeing one another naked. They can be stupid and prevocotive at times, but we all still love them because they are practically the only hot guys school left. Many of them are hated, but majority is liked very much.

st. b guy: "so you and the girls from your school take showers together right?"
girl: "uh no..."
st. b guy: "are you kidding me? You guys don't see eachother naked?"
girl: "no! why do you guys?"
st. b guy: "yeah! we compare eachothers 'forests' "
other st b. guy: "yeah we even made a list who has the biggest penis"
girls: wow you saint bernards kids are pretty cool"

by James Oglethorpe June 11, 2006

Bernard

The act of a woman sucking a mans asshole to give the man sexual pleasure. When the genders are reversed it is referred to as a "Bernardette"

Man - "I got so drunk last night man, I agreed to a girl giving me a bernard"

Man 2 - "That's real fuckin weird man"

Man - "It was actually kinda nice"

by NotABradOrAnEllis June 16, 2013

bernard

A Golden dog known as a retrieving dog. Also defined as a golden retreiver. Loves to Pant in your face. Loves to shake that thang (tail) all the time. Steals shoes to greet you. Whines when excited.

WOAH ur so annoying..geez you bernard!!

by ashley and sarah August 23, 2006

Gill St Bernards

A day school in New Jersey for wealthy kids who are smarter than the public school kids. Only for kids who plan to be successful in their future, and only for people who want to work none and earn millions. if you want a manual labor job, check out black river.

Kid 1: Where do you go to school?
Kid 2: Gill St Bernards.

Kid 1: Lucky! I go to Black river, like the rest of my moron friends.

by The one and only Xtraeneous January 27, 2011

Dirty Bernardo

To smear feces in the shape of a goatee on someones face.

Aaron wouldn't stop being a little bitch so i gave him a Dirty Bernardo.

by dirty junglist September 15, 2008