by King Samuel Benedict January 12, 2022

Benedict is the best kind of boy you could ever meet. He is kind, caring, respectful, charming, but can also be quite selfish and stubborn at times. But this is all okay, because all Benedicts are amazing. He's the type of guy to make your day better or understand you at times where you don't even understand yourself. He is the best person. He is pretty secretive and quiet; you will have to get to really know him for him to come out of his shell completely. He also probably likes cute animals. He has the best taste in music possible, literally nobody can beat him in his music taste. You will be mindblown by how good his music taste is. He is also good at every videogame on earth, name anything and he is already in championships for it. He is well educated in school and does pretty okay for himself in social life. He doesn't have too many friends but the friends he has are real ones that will stick by his side. Benedict would also have good fashion taste, an expert even. Overall, this guy is a keeper as a friend or as a partner and an amazing person.
by kn0wledgeable f3ll0w November 21, 2021

by anonymous December 16, 2023

1. Prepare Eggs Benedict as normal.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.
by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

I'm being treated like crap by my Artistic"friends." Screw them, I'm going to pull a Benedict Arnold and join the Jocks.
by Cinder0 May 23, 2018

The best,smoothest bong on the planet made with German reinforced glass combined with ash catcher and charcoal filter. Absolute masterpiece.
by MLCANADA May 12, 2018
