Benjamin Franklin

Benjamin Franklin, also known as the first president of the United States, and the inventor of lightning. In 1749, Franklin invented the metal condom contraption and walked out on a stormy night to show off his new invention. As he was under a tree, lighting struck down on his dick as Franklin shouted, "OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH!" And that's how Benjamin Franklin invented lightning. Writing/typing this information on a question associated with Benjamin Franklin on a test will instantly give a perfect A+, even if other questions were incorrect.

Gonzalo: Man, I wonder how lightning works.
Harold: Benjamin Franklin invented lighting you fucktard!

by gay is good June 7, 2018

benjaminge

The real name for someone who is called Benjamin.

"hi Benjaminge. How are you today?"

In a rollcall: "stephanie? Lizz? James? Benjaminge?"

by Weanus October 3, 2007

Benjamin

He is kind and clumsy, yet strong and good at parkour. He is the smartest person you have ever met but can b very stupid and make bad decisions if put under pressure. He is a great friend but a terrifying enemy. You definitely want to be on benjamins good side.

Benjamins friend: Oh did u bring your project in
Benjamin: Crap, I forgot it at home
Benjamins friend: Bit u worked so hard on it. Your an idiot
Benjamin: yeah, I am

by I'm onlyMad3 of truth June 21, 2017

benjamin mostoufi

The most amazing guy who's kind caring funny handsome good looking cool and not to mention a great basket ball, and soccer player and will be the best skier ever

benjamin Mostoufi ben most ben benjamin

by Acertaingirl January 1, 2014

benjamin jones

Hahah u thought u could put a definition about me hahah

God Benjamin jones is such a smart person!

by The real god123456 June 21, 2017

Benjamin Button dick

An affliction of the male genitalia that causes your penis to shrink with age.

Damn, Daniel sure has a Benjamin Button dick, doesn't he?

PATIENT: Sir, what's wrong with my penis?
DOCTOR: I'm sorry, but it seems you have a Benjamin Button dick.

by Lunda Boi April 4, 2018

Benjamin Tease

A journeyman strip club technique, the Benjamin Tease is taking one $100 bill for the whole strip club evening. When strippers approach you the Benjie is mentioned but never given away. In view but out of reach. It eventually becomes a competition between the strippers for who will earn the $100.

Club guy 1 - Did you do the Benjamin Tease?

Club guy 2 - Oh yea... best $100 I never spent.

by Joe Treflo October 27, 2018