Birdshit Beemer

When you have spent the money to get attention for your shiny black BMW and lots of birds come along and shit all over your hood like they ain't got nothing better to do.

See that car in the driveway? Yeah that's my Birdshit Beemer ! Enjoy!

by HighMaintenance68 May 22, 2016

bank beme

the spiciest kind of dank meme out there. Used to signify a meme of extraordinary shittyness.

Daniel: "Yo Sarah wanna see some bank bemes" Sarah: "lol no"

by i_hate_silos June 7, 2018

cock'n'beemer

n. A young man in a particular brand of German-made automobile, compensating for his lack of phallic fortitude by driving like a dick.

"That cock'n'beemer nearly ran me off the road!"

by wheelhouse September 21, 2014

Butt Slut Behe

A bitch that acts like a friend to your face, that always claims to have had your man first, but still be trying to fuck him while your a work.

Audry is such a butt slut behe that when i walked in from work she was naked on snapchat with my babys dad kev.

by 9inchN8s September 7, 2019

beemer

A BMW car

he's got a beemer

by paul-k January 22, 2004

Behemoth Jungle Troll

A big fat ass chick that looks like she is half hippo half troll.

"Man I got drunk last night and ended up hooking up with a behemoth jungle troll, bitch tried to eat me!"

by Dsmoove1 October 15, 2008

Beheggies

Unfortunate, large pustules composed of skin and fat; most commonly hanging loosely from the upper arms of older, female hoarders.

I need to get my house cleaned out before the winter or I will freeze my beheggies off in this unheated chicken-trailer.

Poor Tasmania Devils with their face beheggies.

by 170864 January 25, 2011