the birds and the bees

noun. 1. pertaining to two types of winged animals, known for their contrary mating habits. 2. metaphor - pertaining to the delicate time in a young man's life when he begins to notice females in a 'special way,' seeing them not as harbingers of cooties, but as 'totally wordboneable.' Specifically, it refers to the courtship and love-making act commonly engaged in while in the backseat of his father's Buick.

1. "It must be spring," cried Billy. "Look at all the birds and the bees!" 2. "Son, you are coming of age now, and, well, um, I think we need to have 'The Talk.' You know, about the birds and the bees," said Father.
"Aww shit," thought Son. "I wish I were wasted right now."

by Mike Garee October 12, 2003

El bees

n. From the abbreviation "lb." (Latin for Libra), meaning "pounds" when pronouncing the individual letters, L and B. Used primarily in conversation of human weight.

"Hey man, I don't think I'm gonna go to the beach with you today. I need to drop some el bees first."

by James Jiansen May 20, 2010

Beedie bees

When the hair is so nappy it balls up into little nap balls

“You need to brush your hair , with them beedie bees on your head“ she said .

by Dankheaddonjuan September 12, 2018

hmm bees

A hgtv show for bees.

Did you catch up on the last episode of hmm bees?

by hueuby January 30, 2017

Mean Bees

A name given to wasps by people who do not appreciate them enough.

"Run away from the Mean Bees!"

by Torch Maj March 31, 2020

a glass of bees

I hand you a glass of bees

I hand you another glass of bees.

i open your chest and grab a glass of bees, giving it a good shake before i release them. they start to consume your flesh. i give a gleeful laugh.

by HmmmmmmmHmmmmmmmHmmmmmmmHmmmmm June 20, 2019

the birds and the bees

The explanation of sex to a young person; usually delivered by his/her parents.

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the bees."

by Joey October 12, 2003