beds for bensons

a shop in grenock scotland which provides beds for homosexuals

shop assistant; how can i help you sir?
customer; i am interested in buying a bed
shop assistant; we only provide beds for bensons
customer; i am a benson, i have a wife but no children, and i dont really care for football and never have
shop assistant; ok sir, right this way
customer; bed dooins

by poorlyendowed March 14, 2010

Split the Bedsheets

When you fart/crap so horribly, that you split your bedsheets right down the middle

"Dude, have you seen inside Gavin's room?"

"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"

fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,

by MormonZephyr October 25, 2012

Bunk Beds

When 2 people use the same toilet at the same time. One person using the normal seating position on the bowl, and the other takes a seat on the top tank Upper Decker. Term originated at a warehouse in Holbrook, Long Island.

All the stalls but one were full, so me and Jose did BUNK BEDS in the only empty stall.

by Will Zone April 15, 2003

bedside baptist

a baptist who would rather stay in bed instead of going to church?

"where is john this morning?"
"he's a bedside baptist"

see matress worship

by lozikins May 9, 2010

dirty bedspread

(verb) A sex position in which the girl lies flat on top of the guy face up while the guy faces up as well and fucks her up the ass.

Me and my girlfriend just did the dirty bedspread and ohh did it feel goood!

by Eugendre August 11, 2009

bedsores

Disgusting sores you get mostly on your back and legs from sitting in bed too much.

I totally spent all weekend in bed watching Netflix. I'm developing some awesome looking bedsores on my lower back.

by 318351983y51 April 23, 2011

Bedok Green Secondary School

A decent school in the eastern part of Singapore that is gaining popularity. Vibrant culture, diligent students and dedicated teachers. You will enjoy the school if you want to grow and improve.

Friend 1 : I am joining Bedok Green Secondary School next year!

Friend 2 : wise choice!

by Djcwjc August 21, 2021