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Batista

A piece of shit wrestler who got more fame than he deserved. Then agin Vince McMahon gets a LARGE erection over well built men.

Horrible wrestler who just uses a double underhook rib breaker (holds both arms and knees the ribs twice), Spinebusters, Clothlines, and a Sitout Powerbomb as his ONLY movies outside punching and kicking.

Also fired for getting ECW's Shelly Martinez {Arial, Kevin Thorns Valet) fired because she freaked out on him for constantly hitting on her in public. He went crying to Triple H who went to Stephine who fired her.

Also do to his inemptness caused The Undertaker a servere injury
God only knows how Triple H pulled the matches out with Batista that he did.

2x WWE World Heavyweight Champion, 2x World Tag Team Champion both times with Ric Flair, 1x WWE Tag Team Champion with Rey Mysterio Jr. 2005 Royal Rumble Winner. 2/1 Wrestlemania Record.
by realtakerv2 December 9, 2008
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Batiste

Something supposed to improve the situation, which in fact just make matters worse.

After famous Schwarzkopf brand of spray-on dry shampoo, which makes ones hair far more greasy and unkempt than it ever was before. Often considered a good idea for backpackers, who can't wash their hair properly, its actual use never fails to come as a nasty surprise.
1. I used Batiste shampoo once, when I was travelling in Germany; I spent a whole day in Aachen with hair like a homeless man.

2. "That advice you gave to Belinda, that was so batiste. She hasn't stopped crying since."

3. After Iraq, everyone agreed that America's foreign policy was extremely batiste.
by MisterMetternich October 2, 2005
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Goth Bating

Watching a scary movie, while punching penis.
John-"Hey Adam, what are you doing tonight?"
Adam-"Me? I'm going to go Goth Bating to SawII, its the best."
by Aaron Wallach February 10, 2007
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whale bating

Flirting with a fat girl in a bar until she buys you a drink and then ditching her.
Man, I've got no money!

Why don't you go whale bating? There's a mad fatty over there with loads of cash.
by J-Pane March 24, 2011
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mas-ter-bating

when a male holds his penis and moce up and down
by kleo =) July 12, 2003
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m.bating

This is slang for masturbating, the short way of saying it. Also the less embarrassing way of saying masturbating when speaking around adults and strangers.
ex. I caught him m.bating two times!
ex. I really enjoy a m.bating in the afternoon.
by rando September 30, 2005
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Batie

An insulting term suggestive that someone is a homosexual. Often used in in 'Da Ali-G Show'. A similar term is batie-boy.
-What is that guy's problem?
--I dunno, what a batie.
by Oliver Twist April 15, 2005
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