barb king

A male version of a barb queen from CoC.

My barb king was flung by a spring trap.

by yeeyeemypp November 13, 2019

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Barbs Drag House

Barbs Drag House is the best group chat that was ever made on twitter, they survived multiple raids and still the baddest.

“Oh have you heard of Barbs Drag House?”“Yeah I wanna join.”

by MAESBIGGESTFANN November 21, 2020

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Barb Time

An arbitrary measurement of time that relates in no way to the actual passing of time. A minimum of double the amount of specified time.

Person 1: “Didn’t {person} say they were only going to be an hour? They left three hours ago!
Person 2: “Yeah, they’re running on Barb time”

by Feeling Ethiopian December 28, 2019

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Barb City

The capital of the country Slayistan.

I live in Barb City

by TheRealSlayistan May 14, 2022

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barb contracks

“Idfk bro, like slang.”

Type shit; period; she contrack on my contracktions ‘till I barb.

“barb contraacksss!!!”

“ Ohhhh happy birthday barbbbb oh yeah that’s a barb barb yeah happy birthday barb oh yeahhhhhhhh”

“Barb!! They’re coming for my kids!!! Stop it barb, stop it! Stop it!!!!!!!!!”

“Barb………. Barb, we talked about this!!!!! Barb, please!!! Barb, no…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Barb!!!!!!! Barb, stop it!!!!! Please, barb, please!!!! I told you, I don’t know where the money is, barb!!!!! Barb, I mean it, barb!!!! I promise, I’m not lying!!!!!!!!!! Barb, you gotta beliebe me, barb! Barb…… barb….! Wait, wait wait!!!! Wait, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO, barb!!!!!!! No, barb, no no no!!!!!!!!!”

“Okay, barb….. c’mon over here……. C’mon barb…… i know you got it in you still……. You’re not that senile, are you, barb…????? Heh……. Didn’t think so…”

“Every morning I wake up and drink 6 Redbulls!” heh………………………..

“Hello, barb!”

“Yeah, barb contracks”

“Barb, stop contrackting on me!!!!! Stop, stop, stop!!!!!”

by goobiousgoober May 5, 2025

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