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Cracker Barrel Baptism 

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
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North Korean Baptism 

The combination of cum and shit
I gave her a North Korean Baptism
North Korean Baptism by G Fry June 22, 2024

Blue Water Baptism 

The act of having an abortion in a porta potty.
Have you seen Rachel?

She's out back giving a blue water baptism to her youngest

Frat Boy Baptism

Noun: The action of washing or having your hair washed in beer.
"Your hair looks great! What shampoo did you use?"
"Thanks! I had a frat boy baptism last night!"

Blue collar baptism

A drink made of 8oz of guiness, 8oz of colt 45 and 1oz of rebel yell 100 proff whiskey
Hey bartender lemme get a blue collar baptism. Been a long week.
Blue collar baptism by Tbm1031 March 10, 2026

Jean-Baptiste Maunier 

A French actor and singer born December 22nd, 1990. Maunier gained fame for his starring role in the 2004 French film Les Choristes, in which Maunier plays Pierre Morhange, a delinquent with an exceptional singing voice at the correctional school Fond de L'Étang.
Person 1: We had to watch 'Les Choristes' for french class...

Person 2: Aw man, that sucks

Person 1: No, it had Jean-Baptiste Maunier as Morhange!!! HE'S SO FRIGGIN HAWT!!!!

jean-baptiste 

The most handsome and gentle French guy ever. jean-baptiste is hot, sexy, sweet & a great friend, you should all know one and have one in your life.
I love jean-baptiste, he's so perfect!
jean-baptiste by frenchycorgi September 23, 2020