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Ballachulish bagpipes

A medical instrument used in the Scottish highlands, up to the early `60´s, to assist in consitpation. It consisted of a large rubber sphere with a 6 inch tube attached. The sphere was filled with luke-warm water and a little amount of liquid soap. The tube would then be attached and pushed gently up your bottom and the contents emptied into your bowels.............the rest came naturally and very quickly.
I got this treatment of the Ballachulish bagpipes as a small child a couple of times.
by hardroxz1 August 2, 2011
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beach ballhead

A deroritory term for someone with a swolen cranium
Hey theres Squid...some beach ballhead on that fat fucker
by tobyjug6 May 11, 2010
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big dollah ballah

1) a "rich" black man.
2) Wealthy man of African desent who treats women like dirt.
Leroy is a such a big dollah ballah.
by Anonymous March 29, 2003
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Baluch

Baluch people are an ethnicity living in Iran, Afghanistan, and Pakistan. You'll find them as citizens in the Gulf too.

Known for their bravery, boldness, and guns, you wouldn't want to get in trouble with one. They love their SUVs, and drive Land Cruisers, Jeeps, and Land Rovers around town. They love sitting on the floor smoking their chileem (hookah), and you can even find the ladies of the house smoking. They're the best people to have a conversation with, because they can be hilarious. They love to drink chai, liquor, and whiskey. They love football. They eat BBQ-style every night.

Baluch people are incredibly loyal as friends, and will get you through any situation with their cleverness. They are usually tall, have eyes of every color, black/ brown hair, and skin that is fair to tanned. They are known for their Greek noses, and their sexy thick eyebrows (which are usually arched). The women are known to have amazing hip bones, and have beautiful cultural dresses and jewelry. Every Baluch guy you'll ever meet will have an amazing beard.

They come from tribal origins, roaming the deserts on horses with long swords and turbans. That's why they don't back down from a fight today. Before that, Baluch people lived near the Caspian Sea. That's why their language is more closely related to Kurdish than Persian. The language is amazing because you can't understand a word, even if you speak Persian or Urdu. Get to one of these rare beauties soon.
You: Is that chick Shirin a Baluch?
Your friend: Yeah, but don't even try man. Her brothers would beat you up to a pulp.
by Dazgohar November 17, 2017
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Ballcock

The condition where by ones testicles retract upwards creating a singular solid formation with the penis. Usually due to a hefty kick aimed at the nether-region of a male, often induced by an inappropriate comment or touch
That bitch gave me a right ballcock with that kick I only felt her tit
by Dsto February 18, 2005
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Balchin

A person that enjoys getting naked in public places normally in under 5 seconds.
Oh my god did you just see that balchin over there?
by Mc-Innes June 10, 2011
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Ballhawk Mode

Ballhawk mode is better than Beast mode. Ballhawk mode is when you do things yourself because it is the only way you know how. You don't carry the team on your back, you carry the whole world on your back.
John: Harrison Smith of the Minnesota Vikings is a Ballhawk. He is on Ballhawk mode all day everyday.

Scott: Good point, dude.
by Jaygee August 6, 2012
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