cock bake

At least 4 dudes in one small space.

Upon entering an ice house with 5 dudes in occupancy, one may exclaim: Jesus fucking christ its hot in here! What is this? A cock bake!?

by chuggie-ya July 16, 2014

New England clam bake

When a girl sitting down farts letting the flatulence flow up through the pussy lips over the clit.

Sara sitting in class; dang girl I just farted and just New England clam baked my pussy.

by New England clam bake December 17, 2018

Baked Asslaska

When at a party, a strangers house or a random RV. Taking a shit onto a cookie sheet and putting it in the oven on medium heat. The smell won't get out of that room/house for several days afterwards

I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and some random left a Baked Asslaska in the RV for the drive back to South Bend.

by jamesohoh7 October 15, 2007

Baby Baked

Being extremely high or baked off of marijuana.

Dude, Im baby baked!

by JeezyHam August 23, 2011

half baked

1) when you are only half stoned
2) a plan not well thought out
3) a great stoner movie

Dude, i need more weed. Im only half baked

We should steal PS3's and then return them to the store for money! Uhm that is the most half baked scheme i have ever heard of.

They Killed KILLER B!

by Rob Blazer January 3, 2007

Bakestorming

Getting baked and brainstorming ideas.

We made a ballin ass rap after that bakestorming

by Metals July 23, 2009

Baked Brown Log

Used when final retribution is required.

"Baked Brown Log" is the act of taking a cookie sheet and expelling everything that exists in your bowels onto it and then putting it in the oven at a medium high heat. Then you leave it to bake and fill the house with an aroma that is comparible to a sewage treatment plant on a hot summer's day.

My bitch cheated on me so I left her a BAKED BROWN LOG in the oven cooking for her.

by Canadavey May 19, 2007