Retarded Animal Babies

A hilarious flash cartoon series, created by David Lovelace. Viewable at Newgrounds. Better than Happy Tree Friends.

"If there's a rusty coat hanger in there...I got an idea for a game."

by Raptor October 21, 2003

Skip Bayless

1)No talent hack
2)Embarassment
3)Person who makes bold predictions and has no idea what he is talking about...and somehow gets paid for this.
4)Person stealing money from the Mercury.
5)Person who I wish would get off my TV and radio.

Skippy is a no-talent hack with a big mouth.

by Brian Albers August 10, 2003

Habbo Babies

People (with no lives) that waste their time on Habbo dressing as a baby so Habbo "Moms" can adopt them and waste coins and give furni to the cute babies. Babies want HC Mommies always.

How Habbo Babies Dress Like

-Chubby Face
-Blue or Pink Clothes
-Cute Clothes

Baby: MwAmA cWan you adwopt Mwe? IM CWUTE
HabboMom: No I want an HC baby
Baby: PwEASE!!!
HabboMom: Sorry. No cutie.
Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa WAAA
Me: SHUT UP STUPID BABY
Me: ***beats with metal pole*********
Baby: Mwommy hwe bwienf mean! waaaaaaa waaaaaaa
Kedo: Gives me a ban message
Me: Did i hurt them in real life? no dumb habbo babies

by Butt314 February 3, 2007

Awkward Turtles Babies Die

After making Awkward Turtle and the lovely Awkward Turtle makes Babies, if the awkward moment continues to persist (and refuses to be broken with verbal acknowledgment), the right Awkward Turtle Baby gets carried off by a seagull (signified by your hand shaking and floating up and to the right) and the left Awkward Turtle Baby drowns in the roaring tide of awkwardness (signified by your hand shaking and falling down and to the left). Thus killing the awkward moment in it's entirety.

Creepy guy at work: Hey girl...

Girl: .....*awkward turtle*

Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?

Girl: ......*awkward turtle makes babies*

Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I'll pay.

Girl: ............................*Awkward turtles babies die*

by Stiffeh March 9, 2010

tender babies

Babies that are tender; or plump. Taste best either deep fried or baked.
Caution: Over-baking causes loss of fat. Babies may become dry and the source of protein will be lost. So be careful!

Guy 1: Hey man, whats for dinner?
Guy 2: Shake n' bake'n some tender babies!
Guy 1: Sweet man don't over-cook them. I need my protein.

by Mike Davis III October 18, 2005

balless

Similar to rollo although they have no balls. They constantly itch we're there balls should be even though they have none. All balless's have extremely high pitched voices especially when they get annoyed( they often deny this even when it's true) . They are constantly teased because of this. Most balless's have an extreme love of chickens.

"He always talking about chickens he's such a balless's

by Supreme leader May 26, 2014

Making Babies

The act of contributing to overpopulation

Did you know in 2011 there were 42.0852359209% more people born than people who died. This was due to the act of making babies.

by a babies goad May 5, 2017