AssHat

Your head is so far up your ass you can wear it like a hat.

Geeze, John sure is being an asshat

by MissMagyk June 11, 2014

Asshat

A person who is commonly a dick to others. Often bald and arrogant an asshat enjoys to see others do worse than himself. Very anal about everything and the way it has to be done. Most typically also named Chad, Bryant, Greg, Todd, Preston, Doug, or Adam.

Hey, you suck at everything.
Shut up you asshat.

by abelatief February 5, 2015

Asshat

A person, who, unbeknownst of his own arrogance believes his shit doesn't stink. It's because of this that this individual has no problem wearing their ass as a hat. The result being an individual who subjects everyone around them to their shit.

"Did you hear about that kid who said pot ruins lives?"

"Yeah, actually, I saw him on the news. He's being tried for manslaughter because he was driving drunk."

"He has the balls to say that and ruin his own life?"

"Yeah, he's an asshat."

by way to high May 26, 2015

Asshat

One who's got their head up their ass and needs a cranal-rectal inversion, ASAP.

Holy Jaques Cousteau, Batman! That person is an asshat; call 911 -- we can't perform a cranal-rectal inversion ourselves!

by Un Sporko Magnifico July 15, 2008

asshatic

1. The state of being an asshat.
2. asshat adam
3. diamondratiasu

Adam was being extremely asshatic today.

by ItWasMeWhoDidThis July 30, 2004

Asshat

Funniest word ever.

1st person: "Dude, he's such an asshat!"
2nd person: "Pfft" *errupts in laughter* "Asshat!"

by Ms. Goldfish February 11, 2012

Asshat

Some who acts foolish with no intent.

Todd's an Asshat he bathed his cat in the sink again.

by Ethan Hawley January 2, 2012