asshat 

a shrude talking hat that shouts mean names

Hat: Yo B-otch your a nasty
Woman: :'( your an asshat!

asshat by HuggiePanda August 21, 2008

asshat 

The act of resembling a condom which has been used in the process of ass penetration.

Which or may not have been in gay anal sex.

Ie: Dirty asshat.

Ex: "Dude...don't be such an asshat"

asshat by 13blackcats December 21, 2008

asshat 

Someone with their head far up their ass from bending over too much. In other words, an anal sex addict. Usually the word is used as an insult.

Tommy's such an asshat.

asshat by bonquiqui-latisha June 16, 2011

asshat 

A true douchebag worse than an asshole probably the type of person to have a comb over

He parked I'm a handicapped parking spot what an asshat

asshat by swegyoloz November 18, 2013

Asshat 

One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. #Xaviermunrogreen

"You sir are an asshat!" "Wait, I'm no Xavier Green"

Asshat by Trevor. September 11, 2014

Asshat 

a hat that is wiped upon one's dirty buttocks and then given to some clueless jerk to wear; also, the person wearing said hat.

He dumped her via email on Valentine's Day, what an asshat!

Asshat by penelope453 November 18, 2014

Asshat 

When someone is acting completely ridiculous for practically no reason

Hey did you see dom? He's jumping on random old ladies backs!

What a fucking asshat

Asshat by Sdd96 December 25, 2014