Talking out of your ass

Claiming something that’s not true.

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James: I’m from da hood my nigga.
Jamal: you’re from da burbs, stop talking out of your ass.

2
Keisha: you’re a sellout and a self hater because you’re black yet your wife is Hispanic.
Deon: that’s not even remotely true, you’re talking out of your ass, Keisha.

by nutella137 December 30, 2020

pull that out of your ass

to randomly do something very hard that no one is expecting you to do.

"Did you see me do that back one and a half half?"

"Yeah who knew you would pull that out of your ass"

by rockoutloud789 February 1, 2009

Pull the stick out of your ass

It means that the target is in a bad mood or in unnecessary distress, and you are implying this with the notion of them having a stick in their anal cavity, which, of course, is very painful and would definately cause a rather pissy mood. It's a way of telling them to STFU. However, this phrase is not recommended around people who constantly make Yo Mama jokes. A similar thing to say would be telling them this with the Sandy Vagina phrase.

Guy 1: Dude, I have so much damn homework I'm gonna tear someone's freakin eyes out! Aaarrgh! *throws nearby freshman out a window*
Guy 2: Dude pull the stick out of your ass!

by FunnyLolMan June 29, 2009

Suck the fart out of my ass

An insult used to tell the opposition to suck your ass

Jon: You're fucking stupid.
You: You can suck the fart out of my ass

by 3/5 Jesus March 24, 2021

pulled a wild hare out of my ass

Miraculously getting the motivation to accomplish something difficult and actually pulling it off in the last minute.
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A combination of the phrases "pull it out of my ass" (i.e. doing something difficult in the last minute) and "got a wild hare up my ass" (i.e. unexpectedly having motivation to do something).

I pulled a wild hare out of my ass and wrote my 10 page report starting at 3am the night before it was due.

by Gypsy Scotty March 15, 2011

Pulled that right out of your ass

To make something up, usually with no formal evidence or concrete support.

Person A: why is Black Friday called that?
Person B: because that's the Friday on which the black market is the most active.
Person A: you just pulled that right out of your ass.

by Maorezz November 19, 2018

dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

telling someone you think they should leave without pause and dont let the door hit them in the ass on their way out

my ex start a big argument with me i told her dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

by bluebear September 12, 2022