as though

In the same way that it would be if

looked as though she were made of ice

by Yosra Hamdy September 9, 2006

as it were

sort of; in a way; as if it were true

"I'm in the market... as it were" - Cpt. Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

by PianoM0n August 29, 2006

as ugly as a hatful

shortened form of "as ugly as a hat full of assholes"

He was so desperate for a root that he boned her, even though she was as ugly as a hatful.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

as camp as a row of tents

someone who is so gay they are flamming!

he's as camp as a row of tents!

by Micky June 5, 2003

As a bitch

A unit of measurement that is usually on the larger side. Can also be abbreviated “asab”

1. I’m mad as a bitch.
2. This food is good as a bitch.
3. She’s running slow as a bitch.
4. I’m sleepy as a bitch.

by whitdawggg June 10, 2018

as a friend

Synonym of "in your dreams"

I Really like you as a friend = You are repugnant to me

by Alex May 27, 2004

as pissed as a mattress

Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become mpp. Only excuse is "I have to go somewhere, and do something" Anyway...

"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"

by Taipei toecutter June 1, 2006