Apple

A person with a lot of logic, but no one listens to them becuase they aren't "fun" enough. This originally comes from the anoying orange series and can be used to tell someone that they are boaring without really realising they said something really smart.

Guy: "Hey let's walk home!"
Apple: "Umm, we are home..."
Guy: "Shut up, your such an apple!"
Guy: "Oh wait, I just realised, we are home!"
Apple: "THATS WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU!!"
Guy: "Shut up, you such an apple!"
Apple: "Wow, just wow.."

by Hi I know things June 18, 2016

Apple

Apple is a computer company and also a great source of fibre. I am typing this on a mac as we speak.

Apple are also a food with natural sugar. They are very nice and shnazzy.

Kayla: what's that?
Greg: It's a bloody apple mate! HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!

by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018

Apple

why the FUCK is yo headass looking up what an apple is.

Oh shit I stuck an apple up my ass.

by Unstable Hoe December 17, 2017

Appled

Getting autocorrected when using iPhone, iPad, other Apple stuff, hence the term Appled. Getting Appled (autocorrected) is really annoying!

Dad: I have to tell you something
Son: What
Dad: I'm eating your mom out tonight at 8 so you'll have to find your own dinner
Son: Um... what?
Dad: I'm not eating her out I'm taking her out to dinner. Just got Appled, stupid auto cucumber. I mean autocorrect.
Son: lol

by Urbanned December 29, 2015

Appl€

A way of spelling Apple Computers to show people that it's just as bad as Microsoft and that another proprietory OS will never be a serious alternative.

Stop using M$ you stupid Appl€-Nerd

by tciny February 3, 2004

Apple

ITS A MOTHER FUCKING APPLE! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUCH A DUMB PIECE OF SHIT AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU FOUND THIS SINCE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS YOU DUMB BITCH! I'MMA EAT YO ASS IN 10SECENDS IF YOU DON"T SCROLL DOWN.

"I'm gonna kill a bitch with an apple".

by Spicy_Ness December 17, 2017

Apple

Basically a pineapple but more inferior and common.

James:I believe that an apple is more inferior to a pineapple, you see, pineapples have a more tasty flavour and have a better colour than apples, they can also be used to make really great drinks and can be cooked in many different ways.
Normal human name:James this is a funeral.

by Pineapple cult member July 24, 2019