Andres

A white ass Mexican with a perm. He usually wears glasses and he runs a mediocre meme page. He got some tik tok clout but not much. He can't talk to girls no matter the circumstances and he usually listens to trash ass ranchera music.

Dude 1: Yo did you see Andres's spotify playlist?

Dude 2: Yeah bro it's just trash Mexican music

by Onmealinaday April 20, 2020

Andres

A super sexie kid who plays soccer and skates. Hes an amazing boy friend ! Hes soo niceee !

Andres is soooo sexieeeee ! And hes the most amaxing thing in this world!

by LIK¦TFKK™ September 24, 2009

Andres

He is the fastest guy there is. It is said a guy with this name has never lost a race.

Bruh i wish as fast as andres.

by Legit Oxnard dictionary December 28, 2016

Andres

Kind and treats people the way he thinks they should be treated if they aren't people.

Stranger- Woah, who's that sucker picking up that chair that is conveinently placed on the floor where people can easily trip on it.

Stranger 2- I think thats an Andre

Friend- No you idiot thats an Andres in its natural habitat

by ConfieldJones Has CroBur June 17, 2017

andres

a person that just does not give a single fuck about your life

FROM ANDRES

im from west hall middle school andres

by hi person 22 November 7, 2017

Andres

A typical Andres doesn’t look too hot, but he more than makes up for that. He is the nicest, sweetest boy. Not only that, but he’s also total beast in the bedroom and has a HUGE dick. He can please ANY woman emotionally and sexually.

If you ever get a chance to get with an Andres you better take it!

by Jackson17859 December 14, 2017

Andres

Andres is the fucking bestest of boys, yeah his dick maybe 5 inches but he gets more pussy than any alpha male that isn’t an Andres, Andres is also a caring person that watches Bob Ross on the weekends, he also likes to treat women with Respect but most importantly Andres will stand by your side

Woah that guy treated me with respect and dignity like and Andres

by Rhinne June 27, 2018