woody allen

A bespectacled genius.

Elvis Costello's living doppleganger.

Also favors Any Trouble's lead singer.

Did I mention he's a.....*gulp*......COMEDIAN?
"Woody Allen never told a joke. He told anecdotes."
by Alison Krueger August 29, 2003
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Christian Allen

To engage in intercourse with a girl born in every decade.
I banged a 57 year old last night and have achieved a Christian Allen.
by Big Ronnie June 18, 2006
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Courtney Allen

Courtney Allen is amazingly cute and im in love with her eyes!
Courtney Allen is going to be my wife :)
by Ur bestfriend <3 July 05, 2011
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going allen

Having sex without using protection or having any consideration about the possibility of pregnancy.
Things are getting pretty hot in this make-out session and I don't have a condom. I'm thinking of taking my chances and going allen.
by M. Greiffenstein May 29, 2007
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William Allen

A Massive N-O-N-C-E
"Look that guys is such a William Allen"
by SirCucksAlot February 03, 2018
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Ray Allen

To bail LeBron out with a clutch late-game 3-pointer
"Anthony Davis Ray Allen-ed last night against the Nuggets!"

"Kyrie Irving Ray Allen-ed in Game 7 of the 2016 NBA Finals and ruined the Warriors' bid for 'greatest team in NBA history'."
by LakersButNotLeBronFan September 21, 2020
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chris allen

Jizzing on a gurls face after getting an old fashion and the dumb bitch decided to have a stare down with the giant one eyed snake
ughh yea that felt great o god i just pulled a chris allen sorry Jess morris wanna towl
by horny seventh graderzzz June 23, 2011
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