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Advertired.

a state of being wherein someone "briefly" can't stand anything that has anything to do with either marketing or advertisements, note this state is only "tempo-rarely" and will fanish when the proverbial battery is re-charged again.
..."are you gonna click that? I can't, i'm advertired."

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by good attention December 3, 2013
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advertrap

Any button on any website or Facebook site that is easily pushed while scrolling and causes you to leave your current site with no way to return.

Anti-Advertrap: Boycott the product that is being advertised in the Advertrap that trapped you.
Frigging advertrap!
I 've got to close this crap and reopen the site to get back to what I was reading. I'll remember to never buy that product who's advertrap pissed me off.
by Enfomoco March 18, 2016
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Adterboob

A young kiddo with idiotic tendencies
Person: Joyce can be such an adterboob sometimes. The other day, she freaked out and fainted after seeing a spider!
by Lemao June 19, 2016
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advertarian

A person who's for ads, and very much against people who use adblock. Usually a very poor person or a very rich person.
person 1: I'm an advertarian.
person 2: what's that?
person 1: if everyone used adblock, we would have to pay for things!!!
person 2: snek!
by Hitler1337420 November 5, 2016
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advertasauros rex

An overweight middle aged person that spends his days watching way to much advertisements.
Enrico: How did Tyler from high school end up?

Haden: I heard he's turned into an advertasauros rex.
by Walrus guy February 6, 2017
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Negative Advertising

When a company of any kind makes an advertisement for their competition, in such a way that would cause negative responses.
1. Husband "Oh, hey hun. Just dropped Jake off at daycare."

Wife:"Go get him quick! I just saw on TV that Roman Polanski works there!"

"Oh, calm down, that's just negative advertising."

2. TV Announcer: "Thinking about going to the Stageville Concert Hall this weekend? Well good! Cause Coldplay's gonna be there!"

Man on Couch:"Fuck that shit, I'm going to the place downtown."

Women on Couch: "No, silly. It's negative advertising, it's just cause they know that Coldplay is a sucky motherfucker of a band that deserves to choke on their own cocks for force-feeding us all their whiny bull-crap."
by bamofo69 May 22, 2010
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Officium Adversus Exitus

Latin for Responsibility Failure. Also known as ODE, this refers to anyone who dumps their responsibilities on to others. It specifically refers to fancy rat breeders who suddenly decide to "downsize" and re-home their rats.
Man, Bill's a total officium adversus exitus! He pulled an ODE!
by VexedScorpio April 17, 2011
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