Abraham

anyone named abraham has a wet 3 point jumper and can cross up noobs named mekhi

abraham is such a good shooter

by AbeT204 June 15, 2018

Abraham Avila

The cutest guy ever

Abraham Avila is so cute

by _M.E_ May 5, 2019

Abraham Lincoln

A manuever to be pulled only by crafty veterans, you grab your self a nice and drunk warpig take her back to her place and wait till she passes out, this is where it gets tricky you then shave off her pubes jerk off all around her chin and jaw and place her pubes all in it the jizz. you then phantom back to your buddies house for a great story.

Dude this warpig was so drunk last nite I had to give her the old Abraham Lincoln

by BigBo16 December 26, 2007

Abraham

The individual who starred on Pimp My Ride. He was in season one and did absolutely nothing. If he did anything, it was counterproductive to the building of the pimped out ride.

Dammit Abraham, we can't put a midget on the dash for good luck! Go sit down somewhere. Why are you still here? We fired you five episodes ago!

Quote from Abraham: "It's a Flintstone car" (Abraham referencing a car that had a hole in the base of the driver's side)

Why don't they lock him in the shed already?

by Ari Gaf December 31, 2005

Abraham Lincoln

The dude that was down with the pimps and hoes.

Abraham Lincoln was inducted as an honorary "Chocolate Daddy".

by dickmonger March 19, 2009

Abraham Blumpkin

Immediately after you finish a blumpkin, while her lips are still on your cock, wipe your 2-hole in a back to front motion so that you get a chunk of dung on her chin; thus looking like abraham lincolns bearded chin.

SINCE SHE WAS A FECAL FREAK, I FINISHED THE NIGHT BY GIVING HER A BEAUTIFUL BROWN ABRAHAM BLUMPKIN

by cheif stink-finger August 24, 2008

abraham

A replacement for the commonly used insult of "Jew", it can be used freely without fear of offending a possible nearby Jewish individual.

It is most effectively used when the direct object is being especially greedy ("Jewish") with his/her belongings.

Billy: "Hey Johnny, can i bum a dollar homie?"
Johnny: "No."
Billy: "Come on Abraham it's just a dollar!"

by Habeeb December 18, 2006