Italian Abortion

When you knock up a girl and don't want to pay for a clinical abortion, so you simply push her down a flight of stairs.
I took a girl home from The Lodge. We didn't have a condom, so I pulled a, "Magic Hat." I got a text from her a month later and went over to her apartment to, "talk." to her. She told me she was pregnant and it was mine. I walked out to her lobby with her and pushed her down a flight of stairs. She was no longer pregnant. "Italian Abortion," really worked!
by FILTH378 July 29, 2010
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immaculate abortion

The miscarriage of an inconvenient pregnancy.
Kayla got knocked up, but had an immaculate abortion.
by B Ligerati January 11, 2008
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Casual Abortion

The act of walking into a Planned Parenthood or pharmacy and asking for the Morning After Pill (Plan B), casually.
Thinking of having sex without a condom, birth control, etc.? It's time for a casual abortion, aka Plan B.

"Did we have sex last night?"
PLAN B

"Did we use a condom? Where is the condom?"
PLAN B

"I better not be fucking pregnant."
PLAN B.
by Casually January 08, 2013
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Ghetto Abortion

When a pregnant "baby-mama" hits the deck hard enough when being shot it, she has just recieved a Ghetto Abortion.
Baby Daddy: "Oh shit Tanashiwa get down!"

Baby Mamma: " Oh shit honey I just got a ghetto abortion."

Bid Daddy: "It ain't my baby....shiiit."
by Zatvia Iduca March 22, 2010
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retroactive abortion

a legal medical procedure for the taking of ones life regardless of their age.
Joe is such a loser and disliked by so many people that he is the perfect candidate for a retroactive abortion.
by tellitizaman September 10, 2010
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Adult Abortion

Procedure to remove someone from the face of the earth that is over the age of 18 that you know is unwanted, unproductive, a drain to natural resources or otherwise known as someone that you are pretty sure should not have been here in the first place.
She's such a useless crack head, somebody should really do an Adult Abortion on her.
by John Wesley February 09, 2008
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cookie abortion

-verb
distruction of dough before it has a chance to develop
-make me some cookies
-cant, I already committed cookie abortion. sorry.
by stvncmupwths November 12, 2010
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