A very funny guy that has a lot of friends. Most Abel's stink and don't take showers. Sometimes can be an emo on some special occasions and has no hairline. Also posts thirst traps on Tiktok and gets no women.
Emo/funny/stinks/no hairline/Small Penis
Emo/funny/stinks/no hairline/Small Penis
"hey Abel do you get women." "Yes (Lies)"
"Abel why do you stink so much" "Because I don't take showers in the morning"
"Abel why do you stink so much" "Because I don't take showers in the morning"
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Get the Abel mug.An Abel is loud and doesnt know when to shut the fuck up. Hes a pretty good friend and stuff but he can be pretty mean aswell. But boyfriend-wise, an Abel is pretty hard to date. Dating an Abel may feel like it will be forever, but Abels are liars and rude. They'll talk behind your back and make you feel like the prettiest yet ugliest person in the world. It will be fun to date an Abel until he ends up fucking up and talks to someone else, yet covers it up with "theyre just a friend. I love you and you only"
Ashley: Hey who's that boy?
Heather: Thats my ex Abel. He was so amazing to me but he didn't know how to stop being a whore and ended up almost cheating on me. The thing is, hes still a good friend which is why im still friends with him...
Ashley: Girl, thats not good.
Heather: Thats my ex Abel. He was so amazing to me but he didn't know how to stop being a whore and ended up almost cheating on me. The thing is, hes still a good friend which is why im still friends with him...
Ashley: Girl, thats not good.
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