A very funny guy that has a lot of friends. Most Abel's stink and don't take showers. Sometimes can be an emo on some special occasions and has no hairline. Also posts thirst traps on Tiktok and gets no women.
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"hey Abel do you get women." "Yes (Lies)"
"Abel why do you stink so much" "Because I don't take showers in the morning"
"Abel why do you stink so much" "Because I don't take showers in the morning"
by Jonny Haberno March 3, 2022
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Get the Abel mug.Abel is a backstabbing two faced friend. He has very long hair and looks like a lesbian mom, he likes to talk shit about his friends in his free time then call them later and tell them how much he “likes” them I don’t suggest ever talking to an abel unless u like the pain
Person 1: “did you hear what abel said abt his best friend?”
Person 2: I don’t need to it’s alr expected”
Person 2: I don’t need to it’s alr expected”
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He's awesome he doesn't like school when hes in it because he doesn't understand it he will always gets a F but he is a smart person he knows a lot of stuff when he plays sports he reads every play in sports if hes young right now then he will grow up to be a football player he plays every postion but hes the best at QB hes a good leader he will probably be drafted by the browns to get them their first supper bowl win he has the arm of patrick mahomes he runs as fast as lamar jackson and reads plays like rustle willson so any browns scouts should draft him im a witch and i put that curse
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