mad stiffy

moving weird, funny, 2 faced. Mostly used in some parts of England

This nigga is moving mad stiffy man.
This bish is stiffy bro

by Crazy dum December 14, 2021

Late Night Stiffy

Those moments when you’re up late and get a grade-a raging cock penis boner hard enough to penetrate the earth’s crust

Girl on FaceTime: hey lol let’s stay up all night

Guy on FaceTime: I CANT THE LATE NIGHT STIFFY HAS STRUCK AGAIN

by _The_Fool_ May 16, 2023

stiffy wiffy

a slang term for an erection, usually used in dominant female / submissive male relationships.

dom: does my sub have a stiffy wiffy for me?
sub: yes mommy

by urhahamomhaha August 24, 2022

Stiffy Jify

A "Stiffy Jify" is when a transgender man gets his boyfriend to spread peanut butter all over his shaft, making it hard. Then the boyfriend sucks him off, licking off the peanut butter at the same time until completion. Once they cum, you take it and put it in two graham crackers like smore's, adding chocolate and more peanut butter and eating it.

"Do you know where Samuel went?"
"Yah, he's in the bathroom giving Michael a Stiffy Jify"

by tiddle smikkums April 20, 2024

stiffy

A stiffy refers to a new mask

god-dammit dude this mask you gave me is a stiffy.

by Bofa.d August 1, 2021

Stiffy-Chan

A term used for boners in hentai

Stiffy Chan proper noun "oh no you got hard it's okay we can stroke that Stiffy-Chan away!"

by 77Pixie sticks77 August 18, 2025

brown stiffy

A brown stiffy is when a man preforms anal sex on a woman (or sir) and she poops whilst he is inside. This can be intentional or by accident.

Yeah man the other night I gave Rachel a brown stiffy.

by Ching_Chang_Chong March 27, 2016