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Jonathan

A mexican nigga who owns a elota stand
by You thought I was feeling u? October 28, 2022
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Small aggressive boy, generally known as a rat person.
Comes from a jewish family O_O
Why are you so dumb, are you Jonathan?
by djrat May 25, 2022
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Jonathan is a short, lazy bearded man, who looks like he lives under a bridge. But besides all this jonathan is a good friend who is usually there for you, even if he isnt good at expressing it.
jonathan: ur dumb
by LordGrapeFruit May 8, 2020
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Jonathan is the sweetest guy in the world. He is ridiculously handsome , he knows how to make you smile and laugh , even without trying.And he always wants to make sure you feel loved. He also goes out of his way to make sure you are safe. He is the Ideal guy. if you ever get a chance to be with him , make it worth while. You won’t ever want to lose him. I love Jonathan more than anything. also , he’s mine. don’t ever.
by al.ondrx April 27, 2022
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A man who has a big dick.The lady’s love him but don’t tell him. Is funny ass fuck. And can make you say daddy
Jonathan is so fine
by Ghost21232 April 15, 2019
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A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.

I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.

Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
Bro what happened, did you experience a Jonathan? Or did you become a Jonathan?
by RealN1zz October 18, 2022
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Jonathan is an average tall looking guy. He is usually pretty decent but he can be very very rude and make you feel very bad. He will most likely make you want to slit your throat in the end. A Jonathan is two faced, one is an angel and the other a manipulator.
Person A: *gaslights*

Person B: Jesus christ you're such a Jonathan! You always do this.
by anonymous February 15, 2022
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