mlp jar

a famous cum jar that had rainbow dash from my little pony in it.

there is no reason mlp jar should ever be brought up

by Nag Trimers April 07, 2020

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Pony Jar

The Pony Jar was a meme back in ye old days of tumblr that originated from a man who made posts about his “pony jar” which was a glass jar with a singular my little pony toy in the middle. And he would put his semen in the jar to cover the toy

Now it is used as a way to ruin people with internet culture’s day

“Bro I can ruin your day in 2 words”

“Bet,”
“Pony Jar”

by Velvet.Exe January 02, 2020

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Jar of Kraut

Also a vagina. Another slang term for female anatomy.

She was really into me. She told me to putt on a rubber and open her jar of kraut.

by TimboSlice262 January 05, 2017

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jar opener

The man in a lesbian relationship.
A really butch dyke.

This derived from the idea of lesbians being able to reproduce amongst eachother, since men would become obsolete who would open jars? Well, the more manly women would.

Wonder who's the jar opener in that relationship.

That damn jar opener stole my gf, I don't think i could beat having a motorcyle AND a truck.

by Opeener April 17, 2007

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Jar Shitter

A person that plays video games too much. A person that doesn't leave the screen or put the controller down. When a Jar Shitter has to use the Restroom, they shit in a jar

Look at this guy's K/D score he must be a Jar Shitter
Did you see that guy quick scope me? He's definitely a Jar Shitter

by TyBundy September 20, 2019

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