A person with a sail boat or sailing a boat usually very slowly, often in your way and otherwise causing chaos and mayhem, is often referred to, preferably with great gusto so as to ensure the highly skilled veteran of the sea is aware of your acknowledgement of thier prowess a #@$#@ HAPPY FLAPPER!
by TadigradeInferno March 24, 2024

by vdbhudfbdfv December 13, 2017

1. A person who's goal is to beat their last score on flappy bird; addicted to flappy bird.
2.Posts up their new high score on social media every time they get it. usually annoying.
2.Posts up their new high score on social media every time they get it. usually annoying.
Boy 1: That dude is always posting up his high score on Flappy bird.
Boy 2: I know, hes such a flapper.
Boy 2: I know, hes such a flapper.
by yoloislife February 9, 2014

Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.
The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.
The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.
by Lemur8889 January 22, 2022

Hey Shawn, Granny's turd smuggler is so full you can see her brown Snapper flapper when she bends over. I saw it already Cody. And my Big Bird is ready for some spit !!!
by Slobber Bobby April 28, 2024

The act in which 10 or more males get together, with one female for a gang bang. One of the men is to be tricked and held down by the other participants. The woman will begin to peg the tricked male, while all of the other males slap his face with there flaccid penis. The act is only finished when the male has both sets of cheeks flushed.
Man 1 : man we totally got Jon the other night
Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.
Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.
Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.
Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.
by Odinson01 May 24, 2022

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018
