A Joe Mather

A short 5ft 4” guy, who likes to start sentences with guys

An example of a Joe Mather is:

Joe walked over to George and Sara and said “Guyyys! What are you up too?”

by Oh Deer April 6, 2020

A Dave Matthews

Experimenting with a hot dog in the back door for the first time.

Grab the Vaseline and the hotdog, it’s time to try a Dave Matthews.

by Mr. Butts July 9, 2022

popped a tub mate

When you fuck up something in a really bad manner

Damn bro, you popped a tub mate mate! *must say in Australian accent*

by Fofdog May 24, 2020

Are you a weightlifter mate?

a way of saying "I need to take a wizz"

standing around at a barbeque, "are you a weightlifter mate?" random bloke "nope" you "ah spewin, I gotta take a piss"

by weightlifter December 9, 2009

a pirate matt

when you get a head from a girl while her stub is in your ass.

Jack is such a dirty dog, did you hear he did a pirate Matt with Eve last night.

by Dripping Faucet April 17, 2021

Get a blower mate

Get a blower mate is what you say when you see someone cutting their hedge and raking up leaves taking fucking ages, struggling doing it.

“Look at her raking them leaves”
“Get a blower mate”

by Booland March 17, 2019

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025