British Charity

'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.
George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?

Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!
by DharmaKarma April 05, 2016
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Post Nut Charity

when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.
I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity
by iminhellplshelpahhh December 29, 2024
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Charity laugh

When something isn’t funny at all.So you fake laugh to make things not akward.
Chloe kept making dad jokes so I gave her a nice charity laugh.
by Boogieokc December 18, 2018
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First World Charity

Acts of generosity from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.
B: "My gastroenterologist brother-in-law wrote off his car in a crash, and has to wait 6 months for a Tesla! I felt sorry for him so I gave him my order and now he only has to wait 3 months."
Y: "That's first world charity"
by Sun-Cheung Nguyen June 20, 2022
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charity green

Charity Green , a girl with normally dark hair , fun personality, awesome sense of humor. Plays lots of sports and is very athletic. Usually goes by the nickname Char.
by bladedtree March 18, 2016
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charity's mom

a caring wonderful person whom makes really good food and is wanted by all the teens around
dam i want charity's mom
by Antawnisking February 02, 2018
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Charity Round

A term used to define throwing a round in Call of Duty Search and Destroy to emphasize that the player(s) lost the round on purpose to make the opponents feel better or disregard their lack of skill.
Them (1-5): “Y’all fucking suck how did you lose that?”

You (5-1): “Charity round!”
by mark0rnaah August 14, 2023
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