If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit

To whom ever made the rule that you have to say yes , this was made specifically made for you

If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit Because we are allowed to say no

by Not on your hoe shit December 22, 2019

Break check at a green light

When you’re hitting it from behind and it slips out and back in to the other persons asshole.
Also known as accidental anal

Veronica: so how was it last night?
Stacy: it was good, except I got break checked at a green light.

John: I heard you got with Stacy, how was it?
Jack: she was great, but she hasn’t talked to me since I accidentally gave her a break check at a green light.

by anonymous October 26, 2019

break me off a piece of that

fancy feast

“break me off a piece of that fancy feast” -Andy from The Office

by Dinnerdash6 August 28, 2019

A breakfast burrito

When a person defecates on a person who is passed out, then wrapped up in the bed sheets

A few of Tony's fraternity brothers thought it would be funny to give him a breakfast burrito after he passed out from a night of heavy drinking.

by Phillip R. November 15, 2005

A Beaker

When someone makes a frown so intense that it resembles the muppet character, Beaker. Usually reserved for a late night intoxicated photo opportunity

"That guys frown was so intense. It's definitely "A Beaker"

by ice1013 May 6, 2010

A Breakup Coma

A coma that follows from a depressing breakup, and the unplugging of the life support shortly follows.

David had broken up with his girlfriend, and shortly after he fell into a breakup coma.

by bani20 January 15, 2021

threw him a breakfast

(of a woman): To sleep with a man (then have breakfast afterward, hence the term) for some material gain, usually some sort of inside or confidential information not publicly known.

Not to be mistaken with prostitution in usual sense. In this case the payment is not monetary and the quid pro quo aspect is not necessarily arranged beforehand though the understanding is that the sex isn't free or spontaneous.

Atty one: Wow, how you did find out the VP of finance was skimming off the deal with the state?

Atty two: I met his deputy last week and threw him a breakfast.

by valkyriebiker October 31, 2017