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your mom

1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.
1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.
by yourmommy!!! May 5, 2011
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your mom

i saw your mom at a farm
by laughmaker5000 September 29, 2019
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your mom

An old joke people that don't know how to roast use when someone says something
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Your mom

If rumors are to be believed the single most disgusting thing to ever live on the face of the earth not only has she caused every single natural disaster up to this day, she has also managed to:

1. Cause every single war in the history of the world.
2. Contract several life threatening diseases, most of which can only be contracted from unprotected sex.
3. Kill of every species which currently resides on the extinct list.
4. Have sex with every single person who has ever been born since the proverbial downfall of the english language.
"You know what's worse than the holocaust."

"Your mom!"
by Sandman47 November 10, 2011
mugGet the Your mommug.

Your Mom

THE ONLY TRUE COME BACK!!!
it is also a dead meme fighting to survive.
Jimmie: hey Chad what did you do last night?
Chad: Your Mom
by really real real stuff September 5, 2018
mugGet the Your Mommug.

your mom

the hottest chick in the world and a great response to any question or comment... EVER
Guy 1: "That jell-o was fucking awesome"

Guy 2: "Your mom's fucking awesome"
by NAAAAAAAME March 24, 2010
mugGet the your mommug.

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