Wedding yoghurt

The kind of yoghurt used to consummate one's marriage, you get the jizt
The bride decided to keep on her veil during the reception, as her face was covered with wedding yoghurt.
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weaving your own yoghurt

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"
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fuck it, I'll have a yoghurt

A fool-proof phrase that will instantly reset a distorted pattern of speech/stutter during a conversation.
"So I told Uncle Jay th-th-th.. fuck it, I'll have a yoghurt, that I didn't care for his choice of song"
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verouderen als yoghurt

Iemand die door de jaren heen alleen maar meer geschift wordt, veroudert als yoghurt.
Kanye West en Charlie Sheen verouderen als yoghurt
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Mexican Yoghurt

1. Jizz; semen.

2. The jizz filled sample of yoghurt mixed by Mr. A. Garcia in New Mexico and given to a shopper in a grocery store on January 25, 2011, making both Mr. Garcia and the yoghurt sample temporarily famous on The Smoking Gun, etc.
Woman: "Damn, this recipe calls for a tablespoon of plain yoghurt and we ran out yesterday."

Man: "Can you use Mexican yoghurt?"
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Expired Yoghurt

- I fed the chickens with Expired Yoghurt and they went from 5-6 eggs to 13-15 eggs!
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yoghurt tube

same as yogurt tube
Does that mean you're back riding that yoghurt tube?
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