yo mama

she may be...

hairy
nasty
fat
dark
ugly
stupid
and whatever else you can think of!

yo mama is (insert any above word of your choice)!

by wakalakalover45 March 23, 2005

Punch Yo Mama

a descriptive term to declare something as the best or "totally awesome"

Maggie "Wanna go to Wendy's"
Brad "YEAH! That's punch yo mama close"

or

"Yo son, that taco is punch yo mama good!"

by Tits in the Face January 5, 2009

Yo mama jokes

Jokes that nobody actually means. People just try to see who's is better.

"Listen to my new yo mama jokes"-Jake
"Okay"-Paul
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish"-Jake
"Lol, that's pretty good"

by random_guy350783 April 4, 2015

yo mama joke

2nd grader's go to insult

some examples of yo mama jokes are:
yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already WORLD WIDE
yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with doctor pepper
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo mama so old, her first christmas, WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
yo mama so short, she surfs on doritos
yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so old, she has an autographed bible
yo mama so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

YO MAMA

it means ure mother

pussyzel: whos that bitch
pussyzel2: ure mother

by EYE LOVAZOL PUSSYZOL February 14, 2004

yo mama is so

A joke about people's moms

Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread
Yo mama is so ugly

by Unknownuiyu May 9, 2008

Yo Mama Roast

Types of roasts played by kids and teens in effort to jokingly insult one's mother.

Daniel: Yo mama's so stupid that when the zombie apocalypse came, the zombies ignored her because she had no brains.
Crowd: OHHH!
Joshua: Well yo mama's so ugly that when she went into a haunted mansion, she came out with a job.
Crowd: OHHHH GET ROASTED!
Now dats a yo mama roast!

by Panfinz October 21, 2019