A dumb piece of shit. He has shmeat and can not control his mouth. He has so bad sense of love and is basically zombie brain dead.
by Allison704 September 10, 2018

n. a female who while watching a movie in bed prior to foreplay yawns every 10-15 seconds thus causing the male to reconsider initiating sexual contact.
I really wanted to fuck my girlfriend last night, but she turned into a yawn creep right after we started watching a movie.
by nine_volt February 27, 2014

When your with a girl(that youu know or don't shouldnt matter)
pretend to do the cheesy yawn and put your arm around when she looks at you at the last second whip out your cock and yell something such as " im crazy bitch!!"
pretend to do the cheesy yawn and put your arm around when she looks at you at the last second whip out your cock and yell something such as " im crazy bitch!!"
by Robert Berube March 25, 2007

Yawn water is when you yawn really hard and moisture comes out of your eyes that has no relation to emotion.
by Zozothecat January 2, 2020

When a man makes a very loud and perhaps slightly aggressive yawn. It can't be helped, but it's still got a lot of umph.
by tiredafman September 30, 2018

When you filet open someone's asshole while they are midorgasm and they release a warm, silent, pleasure induced fart out onto your face and/or eyes.
Bruh I was fuckimg Shinikia yesterday and right before she came I poped out and dropped down for the most glorious Fresno Yawn ever.
by Hypnoflo July 2, 2020

The act of placing 3 outstretched fingers into the mouth of a friend, acquaintance, family member, significant other or stranger at the peak of a yawn, and scraping (forming a rake with 3 fingers) down their tongue. At which point you shout 'Yawn Rake'.
After doing so, you must proceed to lift all three fingers inclusive of tongue scrapings up to the recipients nose and say 'Smegma' in a child/immature like voice.
After doing so, you must proceed to lift all three fingers inclusive of tongue scrapings up to the recipients nose and say 'Smegma' in a child/immature like voice.
by AladinVain November 20, 2018
