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xbox customer support

Xbox Customer Support is the customer "help" line for Microsoft's Xbox and Xbox 360.

It consists of these steps:

1. You listen to 4 minutes of a worthless automated talking machine until you finally get asked a question. At which point you reply to said question only to have this machine not understand your perfect english. After 3 minutes of constant saying the word in different tones and volumes you finally get to the next automated question.
2. Repeat step 1 for 3 more questions.
3. Get put on hold for 5 minutes. (While on hold you have to listen to the most annoying, loudest, crappiest quality songs that Microsoft could have possibly found on the internet.
4. You give a lot of information to the Customer Service Rep.
5. They ask you to repeat all of it.
6. You realize they do not speak english and are in fact from india.
7. You try to explain your problem about the Disk Drive not reading disks
8. He offers his advice by asking if you have plugged the component cables into your TV.
9. You get a migraine.
10. You hang up the phone.
11. www.google.com
Guy 1: Dude my Xbox's USB Ports don't work anymore, what do i do?

Guy 2: Have you called Xbox Customer Support?

Guy 3: WHAT? That half-assed, sorry excuse for a help line that I have ever had the misfortune of having to deal with!? Call my cousin, he can fix it.
by SiAo May 19, 2009
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xbox niggas

a shock humor gif meme on ironic discord servers, consisting of a video of a black man riding on a blue dildo with the caption "xbox niggas be like"
guy: *posts the gif*
everyone else: yo he posted xbox niggas, he's getting banned.
guy: *gets banned*
everyone else: :nazimod: free my nigga
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xbox live

Playing games online is fun.. but if you have children in your game. it turns out to be the "World Rapping Contest"
Little billy was rapping on the mic.
So, i cut out his esophagus.. and hung him with it
by prince pwnage March 15, 2004
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xbox 360

Tiffany: When Bob rotated his x-box, it was like totally an xbox 360.
by samthemanwiththecan y'all March 23, 2008
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Xbox Live

Xbox Live is a device created by Microsoft to set back man's evolution; making him angry, competitive, and hormonal. This substance, or "drug" causes mood swings depending on the win/lose ratio of the individual playing. Xbox Live is also very addictive. No matter how angry the individual becomes, they will always come crawling back.

Xbox Live is also becoming the new "E-Harmony" or "Match.com".
1. "Another suicide sir."
"What is it this time?"
"Poor bastard ODed on Xbox Live and shot up his apartment and himself"

2. "Xbox Live offers 9 dimensions of compatability!"
by Crackischeap July 5, 2010
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Xbox live Ghost

after you perchase xbox live and the little "freind has come online" thing pops up every 5 minutes, even when you aren't on your xbox , you will hear the little noise that come with it inside your head or enywhere you go
dam i got xbox live ghost really bad today, it's following me everywhere.
by danieboy777 May 22, 2009
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xbox kid

A young person that bangs peoples mothers online.
My mom got banged by an xbox kid.
by Pussyslayer_xx_lolsguud April 7, 2016
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