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you wont last 30 seconds

that message on those pornhub ads for games that say "this is so much better than watching porn" and "you will cum in 30 seconds" and stuff like that.
guy: man im ready to jerk off to some porn
ad: you wont last 30 seconds playing this game
guy: ooh
by cockjacker March 1, 2023
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Wrongly

Somebody who receives anal sex in the rectum.
Scott: "Yo guys, i took it wrongly again last night."
Kyle: "Sig"
by HughJass123456 September 22, 2010
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wrong wheel drive

I heard Charlie rolled his car trying to do a drift down on 57st.

Thats what he gets for buying a wrong wheel drive car.
by ASB2 June 15, 2018
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wrong

Wrong:
1.) What you always seem to be when you argue with someone who is older.
2.) Something you rarely are no matter how much evidence it pointing in the other person’s favor.
3.) A word used to describe someone who is obviously insane. It isn’t always used in a negative way.
1.) Cate: Mom… that dog over there is a beagle.
C.M: No… it’s a poodle honey.
Cate: But it’s labeled Beagle and possesses many beagle-like qualities.
C.M: Stfu! I’m forty biotch! You’re wrong because obviously I know more then you!

2.) Liz: I love this weather… you know, it’s nice to live in a tropical zone.
Random hottubber: You’re wrong this is a temperate zone….
Liz: No I’m not!!!! *kills random hottubber*
Police officer: Did you just kill that hottubber?
Liz: Chill.

3.) Joi: Oh my goodness! I love making out with lampposts!
Jeff: You’re so wrong Joi…
Joi: Ummm hmmmm, making out with the lamppost. Hey! Jeff! Wanna join?
Jeff: YES!!!!!!
by intriguedbydarkness July 4, 2005
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When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

The greatest Chappelle's Show skit ever, self explanatory.
You think it's a game nigga? BAH BOW
by General Crap March 7, 2004
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Orville Wrong

An intelligent and informed person who is nevertheless so abrasive and annoying that one has difficulty agreeing with them.
Jack makes some really good points, but he's such an Orville Wrong that I can never take his side in an argument.
by Joe Boarder September 27, 2005
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Right text, wrong person

When you're texting two people and you accidently send the wrong text to the other person. Such as, when you're texting your BFF and then your crush texts you and you send your crush the text you meant for your BFF.
(Through texts)

Me: Hey, Mandy.

Mandy: Hey, girl, what's up?

Me: So, I was thinking about taking my relationship to the next level with Jake...

Jake: Really? I've been waiting lol

*me: I'm so embarassed! That was the right text, wrong person!*
by PrincessR November 23, 2009
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