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Wangery

A term for confusion, usually by multiple technical terms being thrown at someone, or by a torrent of complicated sums being forced upon someone.

Originated from the Mitchell and Webb sketch 'Numberwang' which is a spoof on nonsensical ridiculous mathematical gameshows.
"Aperture is relative to shutter speed, but ISO ratings can alter both of the previous to high of lower values depending on which way it is adjusted, along with increasing or reducing grain"

"WTF?! Total wangery!"
by Ade B February 13, 2009
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shit wrangler

A shitwrangler is simpley someone or something that has to deal with shit or wrestles in it.
we totally got that kid to wrangle the shit out of the RV.
by long eyelashes September 14, 2003
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piss wrangler

someone who tries to catch there piss in a jar.
Ha Ha you aren't a good piss wrangler!
by Fro Man August 13, 2007
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Equation wrangler

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im no equation wrangler, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."
by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008
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biggerous wangerous

scientific term for an enormous wang, typically bigger than nine inches.
I am afraid to have anal sex with my girl because I think my biggerous wangerous will split her down the middle.
by Lionel Matson March 24, 2008
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spaghetti wrangler

Tom: I trimmed myself last night
Bob: Did you keep them?
Tom: Who do you think I am? A spaghetti wrangler?
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Skank wrangler

Skank Wranglers, as seen at any event where paid-for-appearing good-looking women are escorted through crowds, The escort is the Skank wrangler, that is, a old and/or weird dude who shows the skanks where to go, keeps them on schedule, and mostly keeps the riff-raff from getting too close.

The Skank wrangler is usually a bit foppish, nebbish or weird. He needs to be odd enough that the marks for the Skanks retail good looks don't see the Skank wrangler as competition for the wrangled skanks potential affections.
The Skank Wrangler had his figurative hands full trying to wrangle blonde triplets through NASCAR pit lane.
by Wrangler of Skanks August 18, 2011
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