Wooch

In the late 1960's, we used the word "wooch" to mean slave.

Obnoxious Brother: "Hey, hand me that pet rock."

Me: "I'm not your wooch!"

by MontanaBanana October 14, 2011

woodchuck

A biology teacher at a high school, who smokes "Jurassic Pot" and has substitutes play movies that are obsessed with earthquake saftey.

According to Josiah Suxo, Ms. Wanless is a woodchuck, vampire, and Dr. Evil.

by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004

woodchip

v. To "plow through" staff resources, essentially whittling them down until there's nothing left but a pile of mulch.

"Looks like bossman woodchipped another project manager - gone in less than 3 months, time to call the recruiters again for the next victim"

by anon-fo-sheezy March 10, 2007

woodchuck

Noun: A car with wood side panels. Most often can be seen in station wagons, but other cars do have them.

Verb: To "woodchuck" somebody. When a side paneled car is spotted, the spotted will hit the person nearest them as hard as possible and cry out woodchuck. Same rules as Punchbug.

"I have a bruise from where he woodchucked me yesterday."

by Froggen August 15, 2004

woodchuck

Common, ordinary ignorant American. Usually asked questions by TV reporters in front of grocery stores, woodchucks respond with pat answers given to them by Fox News. Woodchucks are overwhelmingly Republican and are a majority of the Tea Party.

TV reporter: what do you think about Global Warming?

Woodchuck: There is no such thing. That's all a hippie Democratic conspiracy!

by jackbenimble_52 August 11, 2012

Woochie Coochie

Giving to people who have big problems with the woofing of the cooching of they're coochie.

Ed: I have a huge woochie coochie.
Phil: Wow you should get that checked out.

by Phillip Bishop February 3, 2007

Woodchuck

A very hard and rather smelly stool that when one tries to crap it out it doesn't seem to move much. An individual may be sitting on the toilet for half an hour to an hour trying push this little shit plug out of his ass. It is as though a sizable piece of wood were lodged in and plugging the anus.

An individual asks his friend, "Why is that individual taking so long in the washroom"?
"Give him some time, he has a "woodchuck " up his ass"
"Oh I see"

by Chris Danielsen March 2, 2005