Wonky Chopping

A word for extreme or first degree gurning.

Brendan: Ian I think these garies are too strong, I'm gurning a lot.

Ian: glad you're having fun, I'm not as bad as you I hope!

Nicola: I. Hope you aren't planning on wonky chopping all day!

By Nicola

by WordallySmart June 14, 2019

Get wonky

To get wonky means take MDMA and get "wonky"

Oi pal wanna get wonky this weekend

by big time chuffer June 1, 2018

Wonky Rocket

When you arent sure of the origin of an ice lolly, but you want to lick it anyway.

"Phwoar Nigel! Giz a lick of that wonky rocket then or what?"

by TheJazzle September 7, 2023

Wonky

A feeling of not being up to full potential, up to par, not feeling like oneself.

After leaving the acupuncturist I am feeling a bit wonky. After sleeping for 8 hours I feel wonky

by Cuzz01 June 1, 2018

Wonky

A goofy but weird person that usually likes making people smile

He was a very wonky guy but I like him

by anonymous March 1, 2022

Wonky

Hey have you heard Rob, has a Wonky Jaw man looks like he was dropped As a kid.

Rob has a Wonky jaw.

by Tony Prod May 16, 2022

Wonky Bill

When you are amazing at picking up girls and then all swarm you.

You are getting so many women tonight, I’m going to start to call you Wonky Bill.

by Hecjuice August 21, 2024