Wocky

A term for wankfor the male specimen. The term Wocky refers to an angry Scotsman wanking Wockying is generally carried out to loud bagpipe music

Jockey: Agh I had a right nice Wocky last night.

by Wockywockywocky July 24, 2019

wockney

A person born within the sound of bow bells, but with welsh heritage.

"Dan, Are you a cockney?"
No mate, I'm part welsh.
"That must make you a wockney!"

by Middlesex clown August 10, 2009

Wockenfahts

Wockenfahts or Wahkenfahts is when you fart once for every step you take also known as popcorn farts or walking farts

Someone's got a case of the wockenfahts!!!

by ztumhcs September 10, 2013

Wockney

A wannabe Cockney.

Someone who tries to mimic the Cockney accent, but is usually from a wealthy background and has likely never been to East London.

Jack: "Y'alright geez how's it going?"
Adam: "Didn't you go to boarding school and now live in Chiswick?"
Jack: "Yeah mate"
Adam: "You are such a Wockney"

by Jambo711 May 4, 2017

wockety

To be expertly and viciously coshed by midgets

Sound Effect : Wockety Wockety Wockety

by Velvet Spy March 7, 2018

Wocke

Like thicc, this is a slang word for woke or "awake". This is used when someone usually can't type. Or can't say things right. it is a term used when something surprising happens

"OMG there was a bombing in Auckland, NZ! I bet you NZ is so WOCKE cause i am!" (pretend thats a text message"

by The King Of Geese August 5, 2018

wockker

A wog that speaks with an Australian ockker accent.

He’s meant to be a wog , he even looks like one, however he speaks with the Australian Okker dialect so that makes him a Wockker.

by Psychospazz1979 November 7, 2020