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semen wizard

A Semen Wizard is a male who has a powerful and sexual social dominance on the internet. The equivalence of an Alpha Male for the internet where physical appearance is not visible.

Semen Wizards are found on sites such as Twitch where an anonymous chatter can seduce a female streamer and use his internet wisdom to profoundly interact with her, unlike others who yearn for their attention.

Females can also be Semen Wizards if they are female streamers who can gain a large number of males to become obsessed with them sexually. They are known by this term because unknowingly, many males are masturbating to them and on sites such as Twitch, they do not need to perform sexual acts to induce this behaviour.

Semen Wizard is a term coined by the Skitz Npcs (an Australian metal musical group) in their song of the same name.
"That streamer was a semen wizard, the entire chat was asking to fuck her."
"Wow, that guy in the chat is a semen wizard, why is she so obsessed with talking to him? I think they might fuck."
by jimuser11 September 24, 2019
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Wizard Cabbage

Harry always liked to relax after potions class with some wizard cabbage in the common room.
by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg August 1, 2011
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wizards-sleeve

as he began to shag her he realised the entrance to her nunny was like a wizards sleeve.
by donkey snot August 15, 2003
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Douche Wizard

An individual, of average or lower intelligence, who attempts portray themselves as insightful and/or smart.
After taking a philosophy class that kid became a real douche wizard.
by Dusty Slankz September 10, 2009
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Piss Wizard

Name coined by Twitter users for UK Prime Minister and smug Etonian, David Cameron.
Oi Cameron have it #pisswizard

That piss wizard's got more chance of winning the x factor than the next election
by VioletSkye April 21, 2013
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wizard rock

A genre of music that is based solely around J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. The movement started with the band Harry and the Potters, and branched out from there. The goal of wizard rock is to express the love for J.K. Rowling's books through music.
You can find wizard rock bands such as Harry and the Potters, Draco and the Malfoys, and The Whomping Willows on Myspace.
by the killer kel-a! December 9, 2005
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Pretty Wizard

An 80's term used to describe something that is amazing, awesome, rad, cool, etc.
You have to admit, that was pretty wizard!
by That 80's Kid! May 16, 2016
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