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wiper condom

When you go to the car wash and they put little plastic bags over your wipers as protection from the "dangers" of the car wash machine.
"aw fuck they put one of them damn wiper condoms on my car again! now I have to not be lazy and go take it off"
by DJ Russly August 3, 2009
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penis wiper

a girl's tongue or a tasting organ
Her penis wiper was all over me.
by ashbie debley March 31, 2008
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see: pussy whipper

The one who does the whipping.

One who uses her kitty kat skills to pussy whip her victims.
Usually a female, with extreme sexual skills and confidence that she uses to intentionally trap her lovers; usually leaving them dazed, addicted and in a euphoric and zombie-like state. A man can be a pussy whipper too, that is of course if he believes he has a pussy that he can use to lure his victims.
e.g. "girl you got your boyfriend so pussy whipped" high fives
"Of course he is whipped because i am the greatest and baddest pussy whipper out there"

e.g.#2 "Man, what is wrong with you?, you never wana hangout with the guys any more...all you seem to care about is that chick you're with all the time, you must be pussy whipped"

"What can I say man, the girl is a pussy whipper"

"see: pussy whipper"
by Skilful-S November 5, 2013
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New Mexican Windshield Wiper

When you fuck a woman in the vagina then randomly stick it in her ass so she shits all over your chest and then you wipe it off with you penis like a windshield wiper.
Bossman shit on Charlie’s chest then he New Mexican Windshield Wiper to clean it up.
by Charliebegg69 June 27, 2021
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Wiper

When you take a huge, pasty shit and your asshole is caked in your fecal matter resulting in the use of half of the toilet paper roll.
God damn that shit was a wiper. I had to take a shower after that one.
by Dynamo22 April 26, 2009
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wapper

1. A white male in a crappy car blasting loud rap in a rich neighborhood who thinks that he is black.

2. A way to say wrapper or rapper if you have a lisp.
Do you think that wapper knows he's white???
by cheese-eater March 19, 2009
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wipersnaper

A younger person who likes to make trouble.
"That young wipersnaper just stole my purse!"
by Mr. Breadheadman July 4, 2011
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