brown willy

Just like a wet willy, but you stick your finger in your butthole first.

Maze gave Jon a brown willy, after he broke the rules of masturbation night.

by Datskiffdoe July 8, 2009

milky willy

A milky willy is when a lactating woman squirts breast milk into her husband's ear. Kinda like a wet willy, but with milk.

Dustin was sitting at the desk doing taxes. Suddenly, his wife snuck up behind him and squirted breast milk into his ear, giving him a milky willy.

by PDHB October 21, 2013

Ain't No Wifey

1. To be single and not want a relationship
2. To "go with the flow" in a relationship, not wanting anything serious

John: "I wanted to ask Kate to marry me but I know she won't say yes."
Terry: "Why not?"
John: "Because she ain't no wifey."

Selena: "You shouldn't be hanging out with Eric if you're with Sean."
Miley: "Who cares? I ain't no wifey."

by aintn0w1fey August 30, 2013

slick willy

In Britain, willy means penis. Which makes calling Bill Clinton a "slick willy" even more appropriate...

by Alianne September 9, 2003

willy drool

willy drool, (derived from willy spit

is basically pre-cum clear not full sperm, not shooting out, yet just sliding or slipping out

ugh yeah bitch, drink my willy drool

guh, its so warm.

by Dus10 January 16, 2008

reverse wet willy

you stick your finger in your ear then put in someones mouth when they are not paying attention

i gave that bitch a reverse wet willy when she was looking the other way

by goodbyehalloween December 14, 2008

willy spit

willy spit is another word for piss requiring a LOT less IQ to pull off the pronunciation, and a LOT more 13374G3

ugh, i gotta take a mad willy spit *stumbles*

dude.....man.....i think you *hick-up* drunk too much

by Dus10 January 16, 2008