Wilbur

verb: to pilfer sugar packets or other free products from restaurants, coffee shops, etc. Named for multi-millionaire Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross .

I Wilbured these extra sugar packets from Starbuck's.

by Jlohm October 1, 2018

Wilbur

The most delicious of the very select, and highly evolved, clade known as Thottius milfimaximus. Hunting a Wilbur is a highly evolved pathway in itself; as those who may even consider doing so must first court the progeny of a very elder educator who seemingly demands the approaching Wilbur to engage in accompanying courtship rituals, must also memorize such a great deal of information regarding greek mythology that one's semen is saturated, and must exhibit dark melanin patternization of the skin, a hallmark of challengers hailing from the African regions. African conquestors are exempt from all previous tribulations in their never ending quest to dominate a Wilbur sexually, as they posses the evolutionary novelty of greatly enhanced growth hormone release in the penile region, a trait that is quite beneficial when attempting to whip a Wilbur's meaty thighs like the Congo drums of their ancestors.

Damn, the allelic frequency in that Wilbur population sure favors max thiccness.

by saucegodguap June 5, 2018

rusty wilbur

When a male hasn't had sex for a substantial period of time, he might warn his partner that his wilbur (his penis) is a little rusty (out of practice).

Just to warn you, I've got a Rusty Wilbur.

by Ulare4 October 6, 2022

wilbur davidson tuck

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he is giga chad-2

by Themayoroftownsvill December 6, 2022

Wilbur

The best partner you could ever have. Is super protective and would kill for you.

I love my partner, Wilbur.

by NonbinaryRat November 25, 2021

WILBUR

A very sexy man with a badonkadonk. All men want to be him and all women want him.

Wilbur gives me a raging boner.

by anonymous September 16, 2021

Wilbur Soot

Wilbur Soot is a popular Minecraft youtuber and an abuser.
He lies and jokes about what really happened.
It's disturbing and should no longer have an audience or support.

Support victims, support Shelby.

Person 1: Woah, I just found out that Wilbur Soot is an asshole

Person 2: Yeah, fucked up that he's making it into a joke too

by Gof-ckyourself March 6, 2024