crotch whiskers

see also: crotch moustashe. This term refers to folds of fabric in the crotch-groin area, most frequently happens when pants are too tight, but can also occur when pants become wrinkled from sitting too long or if the pants fit poorly. The fabric folds of the pants in the crotch-groin area create the illusion that crotch has whiskers or a moustashe.

Dude #1: I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying, I was too distracted by the crotch whiskers...
Dude #2: It was more like a full on moustashe!

by Saidi Arabia January 19, 2011

gravy whiskers

To release ones load over a womans bush

After a rough sex ordeal Sarajh had trouble cleaning her gravy whiskers

by Graham Wilson April 29, 2005

poke of the whiskers

act of lovemaking ;)

ello darlin fancy a poke of the whiskers

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

whisker biscuit

Term used to describe the female genitalia after menopause when the juices stop flowing and the fur becomes unmanageable.

Billy said Sally had a nice slice back in the day, but now it is a dried up whisker biscuit.

by Silly Bill February 10, 2010

whisker soup

When you are with two girls and you cum in one girls vagina and the other girl slurps it out like soup

Last night Sally drank me and Heathers whisker soup

by Wann200 September 12, 2013

Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020

whisker burn

what a bare pussy gets when a man with a 5 o'clock shadow gives it head for a long time.

Girl, Joe went down on me for so long that he gave me whisker burn!

by ashley n. October 27, 2006