by BombTBomb April 23, 2021

Surf's Up is a great movie and Welcome To Paradise is played at some point in the movie and Green Day kicks ass.
by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

Do you hear about what Debbie did to old boot knife, I heard she gave him the ol Waxahachie welcome After church Sunday
by FuckOwens June 19, 2020

A rapid, straight-to-the-point, and potentially life-threatening way of expressing your emotions to an unwelcome visitor.
by Gittles November 30, 2018

When someone excrements faeces, then wraps it up to look like a welcome mint on a pillow. for someone to eat.
by Lobonb March 11, 2008

Something to say when a co-worker sneezes and there are others in the room. Always gets a laugh due to its incongruity.
For tonz 'o laffs, be prepared with a list of other pointless customary statements for when the person sneezes many times in succesion, e.g.
yes please
fine thank you
I'm sorry
no thank you
For tonz 'o laffs, be prepared with a list of other pointless customary statements for when the person sneezes many times in succesion, e.g.
yes please
fine thank you
I'm sorry
no thank you
(sneeze) you're welcome
(sneeze) yes please
(sneeze) fine thank you
(sneeze) I'm sorry
(sneeze) no thank you
(sneeze) yes please
(sneeze) fine thank you
(sneeze) I'm sorry
(sneeze) no thank you
by The Wandering Understander February 11, 2004

Just as "tramp stamp" is to lower back tattoo, "Welcome Matt" is to lower abs. Right above a chicks pussy. It gives you a little taste of what she is like.
by KittenQT September 30, 2014
