A warm welcome

When you put your neighbors doorknob up your ass and shit so that theres a turd engulfing the knob

Susan down the road gave me a warm welcome this morning

by Where are my fingers July 10, 2021

Waxahachie Welcome

Receiving an aggressive blowjob while taking a shit in a public restroom

Do you hear about what Debbie did to old boot knife, I heard she gave him the ol Waxahachie welcome After church Sunday

by FuckOwens June 19, 2020

English welcome

Stabbing someone in response to something

Some guy tried grabbing me so I gave him an English welcome

by Oogalicious December 20, 2021

as welcome as cancer

The feeling you experience when you enter a room and everyone looks at you with complete disgust and wants nothing to do with you.

Othello: I went to Barry's Art opening last night. I didn't see you there. What's up?
Desdemona: Since Barry and I have been over, every time I go to a party he's at I feel as welcome as cancer.
Othello: It's been three years! Well, he has AIDS now so I think you have won.

by von groovy June 18, 2017

welcome mint

When someone excrements faeces, then wraps it up to look like a welcome mint on a pillow. for someone to eat.

" Hey they've given Welcome Mints"

by Lobonb March 11, 2008

you're welcome

Something to say when a co-worker sneezes and there are others in the room. Always gets a laugh due to its incongruity.

For tonz 'o laffs, be prepared with a list of other pointless customary statements for when the person sneezes many times in succesion, e.g.
yes please
fine thank you
I'm sorry
no thank you

(sneeze) you're welcome
(sneeze) yes please
(sneeze) fine thank you
(sneeze) I'm sorry
(sneeze) no thank you

by The Wandering Understander February 11, 2004

Welcome Matt

Just as "tramp stamp" is to lower back tattoo, "Welcome Matt" is to lower abs. Right above a chicks pussy. It gives you a little taste of what she is like.

" That chick got an arrow tattoo right above her pussy!" "Yeah it's pretty much a Welcome Matt."

by KittenQT September 30, 2014