Weezer

Band for involuntary celibates and basement dwellers.

I raised my daughter for 15 years just for her to become a self-proclaimed "Weezer fan" and end my bloodline.

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

Wauhan weezer

The only true name for covid 19

Bro are you sure that cough isnt the wauhan weezer G

by Lilttle bit sick November 6, 2020

Weezer

A group of people lined up perfectly in the formation of weezer, most commonly with 4 members.

Wow, that band is weezer.

by The great architect July 13, 2024

Weezering

Weezering is when two lesbians have sex, but neither of them are able to cum. This is a reference to the fact that all Weezer fans are gay and get no play.

Steighphaniey: Oh my god Staeghcy, how was you date last night?
Staeghcy: It was great at first, but we went back to her place and ended up weezering!

by xrayorgx March 23, 2025

Weezer

weezer

my penis is large indeed

oh u listen to weezer?

by dexi123 April 13, 2023

weezer

an alt rock band from the 90s that's still together to this day. their current lineup is as follows:
Rivers Cuomo: Lead Vocals, Lead Guitar
Scott Shriner: Bass, Backup Vocals
Brian Bell: Rhythm Guitar, Keyboards, Backup Vocals
Patrick Wilson: Drums
Other Lineups include
Kitchen Tape Lineup:
Rivers Cuomo: Lead Vocals/Lead Guitar
Matt Sharp: Bass, Backup Vocals
Jason Cropper: Rhythm Guitar, Backup Vocals
Patrick Wilson: Drums
Blue Album/Pinkerton Lineup:
Rivers Cuomo: Lead Vocals, Lead Guitar
Matt Sharp: Bass, Backup Vocals
Brian Bell: Rhythm Guitar, Backup Vocals
Patrick Wilson: Drums
(note: Brian Bell did not play guitar on the Blue Album, those parts were originally recorded by Jason Cropper before he was fired in 1993. Rivers rerecorded Cropper's Guitar parts, while Brian rerecorded Jason's Vocals.)
Green Album Lineup:
Rivers Cuomo: Lead Vocals, Lead Guitar
Mikey Welsh: Bass, Backup Vocals
Brian Bell: Rhythm Guitar, Backup Vocals
Patrick Wilson: Drums

Weezer went on tour recently, if you didn't know. It was probably pretty fun, but I wasn't able to go.

by Bossboy28 November 27, 2024

Post-Weezer Clarity

When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted

"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"

by MicrowavedBurrito1 November 17, 2023