Last Mohican Fedge Wedge

While watching a bad movie you shove a fedged penis into a butthole and an indian comes out

The alternative to having babies is to give birth anally to a full grown indian man by using the last mohican fedge wedge

by thebootsybeast November 12, 2010

wedgetarian

A person who only cosumes food in wedge form and will refuse to eat anything not cut into a wedge. He will eat things like potato wedges, apple wedges, pea wedges, or burger wedges.

John only eats potato wedges, and is therefore a wedgetarian.

by mfsk February 14, 2010

Wedge

wedge |wej|
short for wedgie; someone who constantly annoys or interrupts you. Basically, a pain in the a**.

Andrea: Oh my god, Andrew, did you hear--
Emily: hey! Wanna hang out today?
Andrew: uh...
(Emily leaves)
Andrea: sorry about that. Emily is the biggest wedge.

by Booterbon June 13, 2013

the wedge

a show on 'much' (canadian music channel) that plays decent music

i watched the wedge yesterday, they play good indie

by -Tina- August 25, 2005

wedgefunkle

when a chick bends your boner the wrong way

that chick totaly wedgefunkled my dick last night

by skipdongington July 24, 2014

wedgemite

A dark brown, almost black substance occasionally found on one's underwear. Similar to Vegemite, a dark yeast extract popular in Australia for spreading on toast.

I just discovered wedgemite on my jocks. Hope no one can smell it, I don't have time to change.

by Adolf Nelson April 8, 2015

Wedger

One who randomly joins conversations, with random information that hardly pertains to the original conversation.

"Dammit Savy, go away and stop being a wedger! we weren't even talking about Amilia!

by Beandaddio December 2, 2016