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Lil Wayne is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.
Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Lil Wayne the closeted HOMOwner in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??
by the jester of all jesterers February 10, 2010
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John Wayne Gacy Jr

1. An eerie but beautiful song by banjo-playing singer/songwriter, Sufjan Stevens.
"He dressed up like a clown for them/with his face paint white and red/ and on his best behavior/ in a dark room on the bed he kissed them all"

2. A textbook serial killer that targeted young boys, luring them into his house with the false notion that he would give them drugs or alcohol.
Gacy would then proceed to violently rape and murder the boys, often using ropes and other tools to asphyxiate them.

Gacy buried 27 of his victims under the crawlspace in his house. When there was no more room, he dumped the bodies in a nearby river.

Gacy is a textbook case because he had an abusive childhood, troubles with his father, and showed no remorse for his crimes. This display of sociopathy is incredibly typical for a serial killer.
In fact, he even said "the only thing I'm guilty of is running a cemetery without a license."

It should be noted that Gacy was once photographed with first lady Rosalynn Carter after the Secret Service had given him a high-level security clearance.

Gacy's last words were "kiss my ass."
"That guy seems really troubled. I hope he's not secretly another John Wayne Gacy Jr."
by Ross Quaine August 18, 2008
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Fountains of Wayne

A powerpop band. This is not wikipedia, so i'll cut the crap, and say; a one-hit wonder popular for "Stacy's Mom."
"Hey Doug, put that Fountains of Wayne song on."

Everyone at the party, drunk: "STACY'S MOM, HAS GOT IT GOING ON!!"
by SUN GG January 19, 2009
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john wayne gacy

John Wayne Gacy was a very sick individual who murdered 33 people- ages range from 9-27. He buries 27 out of the 30 under his house. He Also dressed up as a clown. That is how he lured little kids into his possession. He would coax and sometimes force co-workers in his house, cuff them to the bed, and suffocate them with their own underwear. He would then commit some necrophelia stuff on them, and then prry them in his crawl space. Kind of creepy.
quote from him: "I should have been convicted for anything more seriosu than running a cemetery without a license."- John Wayne Gacy
by Sean Rayburn May 2, 2005
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lil wayne fan

1. A person who likes lil wayne. Also see: Idiot, retard, dick, moron
2. A total jackass who thinks lil wayne is "the troof"
1.

dont hang out with him hes a dumbass lil wayne fan

2.

person 1: whos the best rapper?
person 2: eminem dogg
person 3: lil wayne! hes the troof!
*person 1 & 2 slowly walk away as not to have the dumbness rub off on them*
by dude-im-cool-43 August 6, 2010
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Wayne gay

when something is said or done that is more than the normal gay.
When three straight men are in the car and one plays beyonce or Alicia keys at a loud volume. that would be wayne gay.
by kiddwo July 27, 2010
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John Wayne hemorrhoids

The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
by Skinbro July 20, 2008
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