wanker

George W. Bush, USA's current president.

I saw Wanker give a speech on CNN today.

by hacksign23 March 25, 2008

wanker

A person who belives it is still 1980.
A man who wears rocker clothing circ 1985 in current era and associated male/female cronies. May be found tusseling his feathered hair, calling his gf babe, hoping into his IROC, or listening to Bon Jovi.

Oh my god look at that stupid wanker.

by HAB October 25, 2006

wanker

A wanker is always used as someone who is ineffectual or useless. It does not substitute for asshole, bastard, dickhead etc. It´s roots are in the assumtion that someone who is so useless he cannot find another human being to have sexual relations with has to have sex with himself.
Hence the term meaning to be one who masturbates frequently.

Tony Blair is always pandering to the Americans...what a wanker!

He failed his driving test again the fucking wanker!

by Mexcelt April 15, 2006

Wankers

{noun} - The collective word for a group of "chavs"

Ey look at them big bunch of chav's. Arr you mean the wankers

by twisted behaviour August 6, 2011

wanker

Slang.

1) One who masturbates to excess.
2) One who uses the word 'skillz' and takes it seriously.

"Stop saying skillz, you bloody wanker! Speak properly!"

by victorhadin March 25, 2003

WANKER

'one who masturbates their pork sword more than an ordinary person', 'a person who comes across as stuck up or smug'

EXAMPLE 1
Mum: 'Johnny you really should stop tossing off that tiny tree stump of a penis you have'
Johnny: (while wanking) 'what can I say Mum im just a wanker'
Mum: Indeed you are Johnny look at you go infact I might join you for a wank later then we can be wankers together. Goodbye wanker Johnny!

Example 2:
Yoda: Luke use the force
Luke: fuck off u midget green wanker

by Dan Roach October 2, 2007

wanker

1. Someone who tends to lie alot, is arrogant or thinks themselves superior to others. Similar to Tosser.

1. "He is such a fucking wanker! Don't listen to him!"

by lotsofpinash May 13, 2007